13th January, 2009
What woe I store, it’s been months since I was covered by a major news channel/newspaper. The last time I was in the news was when I got my photograph taken in that “page three” event with a running nose. What a nightmare it was, I had to quickly claim that I was protesting against the height of poverty where all people have to snack on is their runnies.
21st January, 2009
I just met my mum. She told me she has come to kick my bum. Told me I should do something productive, like write another book. I think she might have point there. Maybe I will write a book of poems. You might have noticed I can get quite a good rhyme going.
25thJanuary, 2009
I think I have writers block…can’t go beyond the fourth line of my first poem “The Inner Beauty”
I won the booker
Stood up for the hookers
Nobody thought I was a looker
But I refuse to make mine bigger
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30th January, 2009
Oh diary, I am so happy. Now that I am off dairy. Ok that last line was just to see if I should give that book of Poems another try. Maybe not….coming back to why I am so happy. I just found out that in the region of Chiwawapur, families are killieng all new born female dogs. They claim, the stray dogs hump them and leave them with, more pups than they can feed. This is just the sort of cause I was looking for!!
Animal and Female Gender’s rights rolled into one. I think my days on page 7 are here again.
2nd Feb, 2009
I called PETA for their support to my “SAVE THE BITCHES” Campaign. I told them I would be glad to do a bare all photo shoot. They enthused, told me that with the recession and all that it’s not the right time for a photo shoot for me. The Bastards! They dint even bother coming up with a good excuse and dashed my hope of getting Heffner’s attention. Well I showed them. Yes I did. I told them that they could go to hell with their veterinarian support for the dogs of Chiwawapur. These dogs don’t need shots they need to be shown on TV.
4th Feb
What woe I store, it’s been months since I was covered by a major news channel/newspaper. The last time I was in the news was when I got my photograph taken in that “page three” event with a running nose. What a nightmare it was, I had to quickly claim that I was protesting against the height of poverty where all people have to snack on is their runnies.
21st January, 2009
I just met my mum. She told me she has come to kick my bum. Told me I should do something productive, like write another book. I think she might have point there. Maybe I will write a book of poems. You might have noticed I can get quite a good rhyme going.
25thJanuary, 2009
I think I have writers block…can’t go beyond the fourth line of my first poem “The Inner Beauty”
I won the booker
Stood up for the hookers
Nobody thought I was a looker
But I refuse to make mine bigger
…………
30th January, 2009
Oh diary, I am so happy. Now that I am off dairy. Ok that last line was just to see if I should give that book of Poems another try. Maybe not….coming back to why I am so happy. I just found out that in the region of Chiwawapur, families are killieng all new born female dogs. They claim, the stray dogs hump them and leave them with, more pups than they can feed. This is just the sort of cause I was looking for!!
Animal and Female Gender’s rights rolled into one. I think my days on page 7 are here again.
2nd Feb, 2009
I called PETA for their support to my “SAVE THE BITCHES” Campaign. I told them I would be glad to do a bare all photo shoot. They enthused, told me that with the recession and all that it’s not the right time for a photo shoot for me. The Bastards! They dint even bother coming up with a good excuse and dashed my hope of getting Heffner’s attention. Well I showed them. Yes I did. I told them that they could go to hell with their veterinarian support for the dogs of Chiwawapur. These dogs don’t need shots they need to be shown on TV.
4th Feb
My protest is going really well. I have taken 50 dogs form the local area and making them go on a hunger strike till our demands (make murder of innocent bitches illegal) met. Even the President Prathiba Patil came ask me to stop my campaign.
5th Feb, 2009
It turns out; it wasn’t the president who met me. It was Prathiba Bai, who was complaining about all the dog shit in the protest area. If that wasn’t enough one of the bitches out of hunger bit me in the ass!!
7th Day of the Year of the Dog
Grrr arggg ggrrrr aahrrg!
12th Feb, 2009
I am really glad to be back from the hospital. Need to get my press statement regarding my protest about lack of initiative taken by the government against people suffering from rabies…..I hope this get covered by some major newspaper!.
